Wednesday, January 21, 2015
 

Ibu tengah kalut kemas dinner la, kemas umah la....tetiba...

Ibu : Errr.....Asyraf...buat ape tuh?
Asyraf : Heee...
Ibu : Asyraf berak ye?
Asyraf : Nak jatuh.....(sambil pegang seluar)
Ibu : Hah! Nak jatuh? Asyraf pakai pampers tak?
Asyraf : Pakai! Tapi Asyraf berak banyak.
Ibu : AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Jangan gerak2. Nanti ibu angkat.
Asyraf : Ok.
Ibu : Adik Adam...duk sana elok2 ok?.
Adam : Otay.
Ibu : (Kemas apa2 yg patut, buka lampu bilik air, angkat abg asyraf)
Asyraf : Ibu...tuh....
Ibu : Ah! Ape tuh? (Blurry)
Asyraf : Taik.
Ibu : AAAAAAAAAA...taik depan bilik air! Jap2, Asyraf duk dalam bilik air senyap2. (Ibu pun do the necessaries...blah, blah, blah)
Okay, buka pampers Asyraf. Jap yer, ibu gi buang pampers.
(On the way tuh, tetiba dengar adik Adam sound dari tepi dinding)
Adam : Aik Anyak. Aik Anyak. Abuuu...Aik Anyak.
Ibu : Huh? Apa Adik Adam?
Adam : Aik Anyak Abu. Aik Anyak.
Ibu : Aik Anyak? Ape tuh? (Blurry lagi)
Adam : Aik Anyak...Abam. Tuh....(sambil menuding ngan jari halus nyer)
Ibu : Hah! Taik!!!
Adam : Aik Abam! Anyaaakkkkk...
Ibu : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...duk sana senyap2, ibu nak buang...jangan mai tau, ibu nak lap. Asyraf! Jangan keluar, duk dalam bilik air dulu, ibu nak kemas kat sini.
Asyraf : Okay.
Adam : Otay...Aik Anyakk....Aik Abam.
Ibu : (Lepas kemas2 semua depan dan abang Asyraf) Huh!! Kecohhhhh......Happening giler...


 


Monday, January 12, 2015
 

Citer Adik Adam and Abang Asyraf :

Selalu Abang Asyraf akan tido on a nest of selimut. Dia nanti cakap, tidur cam baby. Terkekek2 gelak. Semalam, tiba2 adik dia g masuk tido dalam nest tuh.
Abang Asyraf : Eh, adik Adam cam baby.
Adik Adam : Hee (Senyum)
Abang Asyraf : Nih Khalija(tunjuk kat adam), Nih Mikael (tunjuk kat diri dia).
Khalija baby.
Adik Adam : (tetiba duk senyap tak bergerak2, just cakap E..e..)
Abang Asyraf : Sayam Adik Khalija (Cium dahi)
Adik Adam : e...e....e...
Ibu : Uh, cam baby sungguh. Adik Khadeeja nak susu?
Adik Adam : e...e...e...
Ibu : Ala lupa, Khadeeja kecik lagi. Baby tak leh cakap, nak ibu kasi susu.
(Kes sampai dia tanak susu pun tak cakap, last2 bila tensen ibu sua susu jugak, baru dia geleng sikit)
Ibu : Peluk diaaa..
Adik Adam : e...e...e...
(About half hour of that, ibu dah penat main)
Ibu : Udah2 lah tuh Adam, jadi la Adik Adam balek, esok baru kita main lagi. Ibu dah penat second guessing apa Khadeeja nak. Esok yer
Adik Adam : (Baru bangun berdiri)....Ayayayaya
Ibu : Alhamdulillah....penat dah ibu...(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz)




 


Wednesday, January 07, 2015
 

Last senin, first time Asyraf g 'school'.

Mak Ayah yang excited lebih. Budak tuh relax aje.

Ibu nyer excited, first day school, ibu bangun at 5:20 am. Buat nasik goreng lagi. Makan la sikit, yang lebih kasi kat Ibu Nur makan sama2 ngan Adik Adam.

Second day, bangun 5:30 am, buat roti sosej yang celup telur and goreng tuh. Adik Adam mamah la sikit, Abang Asyraf pegang aje....dia batuk so dia mmg tak makan apa2. Last2 ibu angkut pegi makan kat opis.

Third day, ibu 'ter'bangun at 6:20 am. Huh! Kalut lah kan. Ayah kasi roti and cheese. Asyraf makan 1-2 bite, then last sekali dia pass to ibu untuk makan kat opis. Bagus anak ibu, ingat kat ibu yer.

Esok, jangan 'ter'bangun at 7 am dah.....



Skang asik cakap "Nanti Asyraf pegi school, Adik Adam pegi Ibu Nur." Then, adik Adam pun start meraung, "Nanak!!" Suker benor ngusik adiknyer tuh.



Anyway, semuga persekitaran baru nih juga memberi pengetahuan yang berguna kepada Asyraf.

 


Friday, January 02, 2015
 

Citer Adam :

Tengah mandi pagi.
Ibu : Mandi, gosok gigi.
Adam : Bun. Bun.
Ibu : Ok, nah sabun.
Basuh leher, basuh ketiak. Ketiak busyuk.
Adam : Tak bu!
Ibu : Eh, tak busuk?
Adam : .......(mata bulat denying ketiak dia busuk).
Ibu : Abih tuh, ketiak sapa busuk?
Adam : Ayah!
Ibu : Hahahaha. Kalau ayah dengar, abeh la awak.



Citer Asyraf :

Tengah main2 ngan adik dia kat ruang tamu, ibu tengah buat susu Asyraf.
Asyraf : Kejar dia.
Adam : La'i. (Merapak lari ke dapur).
Ibu : Jangan lari, nanti kena air panas nih. Hot Hot!
Adam : (Semunyik belakang kaki ibu). Abuuu!!!
Asyraf : Zombie....zombie...(sambil jalan woodenly and tangan ke depan).
Ibu : Eh, zombie?
Asyraf : Hehehehe....zombie kejar Adam.
Adam : Nanak!!!
Ibu : (Alamak.....influence citer tv)

 


Monday, December 29, 2014
 


Jauh perjalanan kami.

Balek kampung untuk perkahwinan Hawa.

 Adam pegi mari, pegi mari pusing rumah sebelum kenduri tuh.


Cita2 nak naik lori....terchapai!! 

Pekerja import.

Pengantin!!

Pemain silat Ultraman...Asyraf and Amar.

Nenek...penyambut tetamu import.


 Di belah lelaki pulak....

Pengantin yang happy...lepas nih sila basuh periuk yer

Sebahagian dari family







 


Wednesday, December 24, 2014
 

Hik hik hik.

Esok hari yg penting.

Ngeeeeeeeee..........
 


Friday, December 12, 2014
 

Skang semua parents kalut ngan perkembangan minda anak2. By umur 4 tahun kena pandai ABC, umur 6 tahun kena pandai membaca.

Whatever.

Daku dulu boleh membaca umur 8 tahun.

Dah penah kena panggil ngan cikgu, cikgu marah cakap lembab, kena berdiri atas kerusi, kena babab tangan, kena cubit pangkal lengan, kena rotan kat kaki. All dah kena dah.

Masa dah tua2, baru suspect daku Mild Dyslexic. Malas nak pegi official screening, too late dah. Whatever dah done, are just water under the bridge.

So now, I am just monitoring bebdk tuh kot2 diorg pun sama gaks.

Patut la dulu main tipu masuk SPM, tulis kat tapak tangan L and R. Tipu sunat. Hehehe.

Buat Add Maths tak penah dapat pembuktian. Last2 kawan pun tak larat nak ngajor, main tiru homework aje. Cikgu Mod Maths, siap jumpa mak lagi ngadu. Ierlah, daku sorang aje fail, yg lain semua results canggih2.

Rupanyer banyak jenis Dyslexia nih, bukan tahap tak kenal kiri kanan aje, Dyscalculia pun ada. Ertinya, Math Fail Semedang. Hahahaha. baru tau. Daku lah tuh.

Also, I learn things differently from other people. My penceritaan, superb (rasanye lah). I can make stories entah apa2 based on what I can see. My sons love it! But, kalau cerita yang ada structure, susah giler nak ingat. Pasal tuh Geography dapat C6. Marah giler cikgu daku.

Nak sebut nama benda, pun mostly susah. I know nama of that stuff, I can even visualize it, but to get it past my mouth, agak fail. So abis2 letak aje, 'apa kebenda ah nih'. Last2, si Asyraf pun namakan menda2 as 'apa kebenda ah nih'. Haru biru jadiknyer.

Satu lagi, I see things differently. Really. Daku dulu tak pasan, tapi I can read some people like an open book. Bila daku cakap menda2 yang agak secret, diorg kata daku dapat inside information. Takde la, korang yang kasi that information to me. Lagi secret information tuh, lagi lah diorg 'publish'. Mana lah daku tau menda tuh secret kan? Last2 daku cakap daku Clairvoyant, hah senang citer. Hahaha.

So, for others yg rasa hidup dia pelik sikit dan boleh buat movie ala2 'Red Lights' tuh, sila2 check tahap Dyslexia anda yer.
(Citer Red Lights pasal Psychic ye, bukan pasal Dyslexia. The point here is that guy trying all his life to ignore what he is; while at the same time trying to find someone else like him. Anyway, being a Psychic is another story. No, I am not Psychic, more like Psycho.)


Try la online screening nih. Bukan definite tapi can be a stepping stone to acquire more knowledge :
http://www.bdadyslexia.org.uk/screening


 












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