Monday, February 01, 2016
 

Cramp perut makin menjadi-jadi.

Bangun ala sloth pun tak lepas gaks. Kalau asik bangun duduk, duduk lama, tunduk lama, angkat benda berat, confirm lepas tuh leh round ligamen jadik keras.

Now merebak ke sakit kepala sekali. Kalau dia cramp lama sangat, terus tangkap kepala. Kena baring kejap, tutup mata....tengok bintang2 bergemerlapan jap...then baru ok. Kalau start dia tangkap nak muntah, lama skets ah...a few hours baru leh setel.

Adik baby nih kena sabar sikit yer. Usually bila cramp, dia pun memusing2...tak selesa agaknyer. Kesian Adik baby. Sabar yer.

Abang Adam suka sayang Adik baby, nak tido pun ngan Adik baby. Abang Asyraf pulak suka main pfftttpp kat perut, then terkekek2 gelak kata Adik baby yang kentut. Alhamdulillah, semuga kasih mereka berpanjangan.




 


Tuesday, January 26, 2016
 

Bila baik, baik sangat.

Bila bergaduh....asik dengar Abam, Adam, Tak nak, Abu, Ibu.

Sabar aje laaaaa....

Semalam Adam tido dulu...dia dah fresh, bangun, main. Ibu tengah masak, tetiba dengar..."IBU...Adam kacau Asyraf nak tido". Rupanyer, dia naik ke sofa, lompat2 belakang abang dia. Or, cucuk2 abang dia tgh nak lelap.

Abang lari tido atas lantai....bila ibu ngendap, elok aje dia sua kaki nak pijak abang dia. Menjerit la ibu sepasal.

Last2, ibu cakap, abang masuk la tido dalam bilik. Abang tanya, ibu dah buka ke (lampu)? Dah, siang nih, ibu buka kipas sekali. Tarik Adam ajak lepaks kat luar. Dapat la Asyraf tido.

Tiba-tiba ayah call...ibu pun cerita nyer cerita, cerita la pasal diorg. Adam terdengar.....

Adam : Mana Abang?
Ibu : Abang kan tido dalam bilik.
Adam : Nak tengok la (sambil kaki gedik2 lari masuk bilik)
Ibu : Oiii....keluar cepat! (satu flat dengar suara thunder lizard ibu)
Adam : (Sambil tersengih2) Adam engok aje. Abam ido agi.
Ibu : Sebab ibu menjerit...kalau ibu tak jerit....confirm ada yg gie lompat atas abang...

Itulah Adam, suka ngusik sokmo abang dia......


 


Thursday, January 14, 2016
 

Demam Dilwale...SRK and Kajol everywhere....

Everyone is talking about the movie, Kajol's new face, the songs especially Gerua and Janam-Janam.

In my head pulak, stuck these 2 songs...


1)
Akitnye pu di ini di alam atipu

And


2)
Pak Atan ada kucing
Nama dia Bingo
B I N G O
Nama dia Bingo
Meow Meow


The joy of being a mom.....

Firewall baik punya, tak tembus hatta by Kajol sekalipun. Kekekeke.


 


Tuesday, January 05, 2016
 

Cerita-ceriti :

Pasal toilet. So jgn baca kalau senang gag.

Ibu trying to toilet train Adam, tapi last weekend sbb asik pegi jalan2...asik la pakai pampers. So, yesterday balek taska, dia still pakai pampers.
Ibu : Meh makan nih.
Adam : Adam yak.
Ibu : Laaa....nape tak kasitau ibu? Leh gi berak kat bilik air cam abang.
Adam : Adam yak.
Ibu : Ok2. meh ibu basuh. Nanti, Adam kasitau la ibu bila nak berak, cakap Ibu, Adam nak berak. Leh berak kat bilik air sana, cam abang, ayah.
Adam : Abam Ayah eyak kat ilik air ane. (sambil tunjuk ngan jari yg runcing) Abam Ayah encing, eyak kat ilik air. Abu...abu encing aje. Abu tak eyak kan. Nape abu tak eyak? Abu acik encing aje...eyak la.
Ibu : Erk...(dalam hati, sbb ibu istimewa...kekekeke)



 


Monday, January 04, 2016
 

Googling...then found 1 page, where the patient informed that her doctor said go home and do not google the issue.

A really good advice.

Dah jadik addicted to Google dah. New information that required confirmation, google. New stuffs, google. Now, tanak Google dah. Diorg dah kaya. Hahahaha.
 


Tuesday, December 29, 2015
 

Cerita-ceriti :

Asyraf demam2, batuk2 and selsema. Kena neb dah 2 hari, ubat berkarung kena makan. Selera makan pun sikit aje. Minum air madu aje, air susu pun kurang. Ibu dah blur, since semua ibu masak yang feveret dia semua tak jalan, roti telur, sup daging, kambing guling2, mi sup, sotong, blah blah blah. Last2, ibu teringat something Mak Lang penah cakap, kadang2 budak2 makan banyak bila kat kedai...

On the way after beli ubat lagi...
Ibu : Kita gie makan kat luar nak?
Adam : Adam nanak, Adam nak alek.
Ibu : Erk...
Asyraf : Asyraf pun nak balek.
Ibu : Alaaaa....Jum kita gie makan ******, ingat tak kita gie makan ngan Mak Ngah, Mikael ngan nenek. Ada mushroom sup cicah ngan roti...Sedaaaaappppp.
Asyraf : Mushroom sup? Sedap ah. Nak nak.
Adam : Adam nanak...Adam nak alek.
Ibu : Kat situ pun ada tamaaannnnnn....
Adam : Nak taman.
Ibu : Jum kita gie makan dulu, then main taman. Ok?
Asyraf ngan Adam : Otay!!!

Dah sampai...Ibu pun pesan la semua menda yg agak2 leh tempt taste buds bebudak nih.
Ibu : Ok, air pulak. Asyraf kena minum air panas aje. Hmmm...Mocha? Latte? English tea? Darjeeling? Melampau kot.....Asyraf nak hot chocolate tak?
Asyraf : Chocolate?
Ibu : Air lah. Hot chocolate.
Asyraf : Nak...nak...(excited)
Ibu : Air lah. Bukan gula-gula atau cekelat tuh. (Dalam hati..harga RM8.++, masuk gst RM9.++, mesti sedap nih, bekas besar kot). Ok adik, air hot chocolate satu.

Bila dah sampai, tengok dalam cuppa aje. Ok lah. Pekat gaks. Asyraf pun excited nak minum hot chocolate. Ibu letak ais skets supaya kurang panas.
Asyraf : Leh minum ngan sudu?
Ibu : Tak leh. Nanti tumpah, Asyraf minum kat tepi cawan aje.
Asyraf : Ok....srupp......ala....Ibu..
Ibu : Yer?
Asyraf : Nih Milo lah.
Ibu : Pap (tepuk dahi). Milo rupanyerrr.......rm9.++ secawan.....hentam lah labuuu...

At least misi berjaya. Asyraf and Adam makan nasik sikit, ayam sikit, mushroom sup sikit, roti sikit...at least more than usual. Sempat gie naik ke tpt permainan dia and main 2 kali. Balek umah....both ngan ibu sekali pensan. Hehehehe.


Moral of the story : All hot chocolate taste like Milo. Baik bancuh Milo bawak sendiri......


 


Friday, December 18, 2015
 

Cerita-ceriti :

Awal pagi, Adam dah bangun, dah breakfast pun. Ibu gerak Abang Asyraf bangun pagi.
Ibu : Dah..dah...semua dah bangun. Mari kita keluar...mandi.
Tiba-tiba Adam lompat atas ibu.
Ibu : Adoi. Adam...sakit la.
Adam : Nak ukum. Nak ukum. (Nak dukung)
Ibu : Adam berat la. Kan dah besar. Asyik ibu aje dukung Adam. Meh Adam pulak dukung ibu keluar. Naik atas dia...(sambil beratkan badan)
Adam : Ak nak!! Abu!! Abu emuk!! (Tak nak!! Ibu!! Ibu gemuk!!)
Ibu : Arghhhh......(huhuhu)


 












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