Tuesday, March 31, 2015
 


Citer Adik Adam :
Ada iklan kat tv, Robocar Poli. Then masuk tido, ibu nyanyi2 la lagu tema citer tuh.
Ibu : Robocar Poliiii.....
Adam : (gelek2 badan konon menari)
Ibu : Robocar Adaaaammmm...
Adam : taaaakkkkkk.....car oli (Robocar Poli)
Ibu : Robocar Abaaanmmmm.....
Adam : taaaakkkkkk.....car oli
Ibu : Robocar Ayaaahhhh.....
Adam : Taaaakkkkkk.....Car Oli
Ibu : Robocar Ibuuuu.....
Adam : Taaaakkkkkk.....Car OLI!
Ibu : Robocar Poliiiii.....
Adam : Ha' ah (angguk2)
Ibu : Hmmm.....cam cikgu dah.


Citer Abang Asyraf :
Ibu sambil buat kerja, terdengar dia nyanyi 1 lagu baru.
Asyraf : Ahmad ahgia, tuniakan.....bersatu baju.......bla bla bla (ayat pelik2)
Ibu : Er...Asyraf nyanyi lagu apa tuh.
Asyraf : (Sambung nyanyi sekuat2 hati)
Ibu : Er....jap2, lagu Negaraku ke?
Asyraf : (muka tak paham)
Ibu : Ok, Raja kita selamat bertakhta...
Asyraf : Jakarta lamat tata...
Ibu : Agong kalau dengar, kita sekeluarga kena buang negara....


 


Monday, March 16, 2015
 

Last balek kampung......

Jum g tengok cat!

Cat! Omei omei.

 Abu! Ecah! (Muka budak panic sbb pecahkan mainan kak Sasha)

 Tengok kartun Upin-Ipin Pok Adam kasi. Patut la senyap aje....

 Adam dah start busan. Sempat letak patung Buzz lagi kat depan Affan.

Sangat2 busan...hehehe.

Ayah buat surprise, sambut besday Adam. Siap kek Adam ada Spiderman!

 Muka budak yg pelik, slalu ibu marah duduk atas meja...

Semuga Adam membesar menjadi anak yang soleh dan dirahmati Allah sentiasa.

 


Monday, March 09, 2015
 

Citer Adik Adam :
Abang Asyraf pegang patung and buat2 lompat cam katak.
Asyraf : Pom...pom...pom...katak lompat.
Adam : Katak...ompat.
Asyraf : Pom..pom...lompat naik ibu. Nyum...nyum...makan katak.
Ibu : Eh, mana kita leh makan katak. Kita tak makan katak. Snake aje makan katak.
Adam : Nyum...nyum...Adam nek...nyum...nyum...
Ibu : ........(too much Animal Planet dah nih)


 


Wednesday, March 04, 2015
 

Cerita Abang Asyraf :
Nak masuk tido, so each boleh select and bawak a few mainan masuk bilik.
Asyraf bawak masuk dinosaurs and a car. Adam bawak masuk a lot of cars and train dia.
Ibu : (baca buku, just jeling2 bebdk tuh main)
Asyraf : Bu, Dinosaur jatuh car.
Ibu : Nah, ibu letak dinosaur atas car. Dinosaur bawak car.
Asyraf : Ooooo.
(Ambil dinosaur and letak tepi car, gerak2 sikit) Ibu, dinosaur makan car.
Nyummm....nyummm...nyummm...
(Buat suara kecil) Toloonggg....tolongggg....
Dinosaur tersangkut.
Nyum...nyumm......yerkh.....yerkh...nyummm...nyummm..
Ibu : .......(speechless....Dalam hati, mungkin terlampau banyak ibu kasi bebdk nih tengok citer Jurassic Park)


Cerita Adik Adam :
Ibu dalam bilik kecil. Adik Adam pusing2 main depan cermin...tertiba...Poouuuutttttt.
Ibu : Eh, Adik Adam berak ke kentut?
Adam : Tak yak. Heeee. Adam pot. (Tak berak, Heeee. Adam kentut)
Ibu : Hehehe, busuk la Adam kentut.
Adam : Adam pot. Bu. Cam ari pah (Adam kentut. Busuk. Cam lori sampah)
Ibu : Hahahaha.....sendiri tau(sambil terguling2)


 


Wednesday, February 18, 2015
 

Citer Adik Adam :
Pepagi mandi, kadang2 dapat gosok gigi, kadang2 idok. Skang Adik Adam dalam fasa tanak gosok gigi.
Ibu : Adik Adam gosok gigi?
Adam : Nanak (sambil tutup mulut ngan tangan)
Ibu : Gosok la gigi, nih ada berus nih.
Adam : Nanak (geleng2 sambil tutup mulut ngan tangan)
Ibu : Gosok gigi la, nanti gigi jadi hitam, hijau, biru. Kotor. Klau gosok gigi,mulut jadi wangi...(blah, blah blah pujuk)
Adam : (Geleng2)
Ibu : Nih yang ibu nak marah, nanti ibu gosokkan gigi. Tengok raksaksa ngan dinosaur, gigi diorang putih. Tangan T-rex yang kecik tuh, dia pegang berus gigi, gosok cam nih. Gigi dia kan cantik, putihhhhh.
Adam : Uh, (Terus senyum kasi gosok gigi)
Ibu : Eh, tengok raksaksa nih, dia pun gosok gigi (sambil berus gigi adik Adam). Buka mulut...gosok2
Adam :  (Co-operating)
Ibu :Dah abis...tengok gigi dah putih.
Adam : RAWWWRRRRRR..
Ibu : Owh patutlah, Adam dinosaur rupanyerr.....



 


Friday, February 13, 2015
 


Adik Adam dah besar, dah leh ajak bersembang, ajak gaduh, dah pandai delegate tugas, pandai terbang cam Ultraman, pandai kasi warning.


Citer 1 :
Adam sambil tido, gelak2 dia tendang kaki katil.
Adam : Awuuu
Ibu : Naper Adam?
Adam : (Tendang2 lagi) Awuuuu..
Ibu : Sakitkan. Sapa suh tendang?
Adam : Adam.
Ibu : Erkkk....


Citer 2 :
Ibu letak 1 pinggan Koko Krunch and biscuits, suh bebdk tuh breakfast seblm g school. Lepas siap2 pakai baju bagai, tengok just tinggal 1 half eaten biscuit.
Ibu : Pandai anak2 ibu makan. Adam habiskan biskut tuh.
Adam : (sambil tunjuk abang Asyraf) Abam!
Ibu : Amboi, pandai dia suh abang dia pulak habiskan.


Citer 3 :
Adam : Abu...Abuu....aput
Ibu : Huh, ape?
Adam : Apuuutt....tuuuu..
Ibu : Takut ape?
Adam : Tuh.....
Ibu : (Sambil pusing) Mak ai....besarnya spider.
Jap2, Adam duk situ tau, jangan mai sini. Mana la spray. Ko jangan lompat dah...
Adam : Man...Besaaaarrrrr..
Ibu : Ha ah, spider besar. Nih spider aje, bukan spiderman. Ilang la pulak spray..Ark, Adam, lari jauh sikit. Nih garang nyer spider. Hah! Jumpa....(Spraying cam fogging)
Adam : Ashap.
Ibu : Ha ah, asap. AAAAAAAAA...dia turun la pulak. Adam duk situ tau, ibu nak spray lagi.
Adam : Otay. Man.....besaaarrrrr....
Ibu : Hah, dah mati. Besar kan spider.
Adam : (Angguk2)
Ibu : Sib baik Adam kasitau, kalau tidak silap2 spider tuh dah gigit kita.


Citer Abang Asyraf :
Backstory, ibu kalau kasi makanan kat anak2, mesti dalam pinggan. Anak2 pun tau, kalau tanak makan dah or kalau dah tak larat pegang, then kena letak that food dalam pinggan aje, kalau letak tpt lain, ibu nanti bebel wholeday.
Nih cerita kat taman.
Ayah : (Baling roti dalam air) Nah fish, nah Popo...makan...makan...
Ibu : Mana fish tak makan2 pun.
Ayah : Tuh ada Popo, tadi ada ikan haruan. Tuu...eh, masuk balek.
Ibu : Takde pun.
Asyraf : Fish tanak makan roti.
Ibu : Ha ah. Fish nih tak makan roti kot.
Asyraf : Ibu, takde pinggan kot.
Ibu : Erk...pinggan?
Asyraf : (Angguk2)
Ibu : (Garu kepala sambil bayangkan ikan makan roti dalam pinggan).


 


Friday, February 06, 2015
 

Citer Abang Asyraf :
Abang Asyraf did his number 2. So ibu kena la basuh kan.
Ibu : Jom2, abang Asyraf dulu. Lepas nih adik Adam pulak.
Asyraf ngan Adam : Otay.
Ibu : Asyraf, masuk bilik air dulu.
Asyraf : Naper ibu basuh ngan tangan? Nanti tangan busuk.
Ibu : Er...kalau tak pakai tangan, nak pakai apa?
(Dalam hati, mungkin taska dia pakai glove ke, other implement tools ke)
Asyraf : Pakai sudu!
Ibu : Erk.....


 












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