Monday, February 29, 2016
 

Cerita-ceriti.

Ibu kena cramp teruk, so kena merehatkan diri.

Budak2 nih main la ngan ayah and nenek, ibu tido awal. Tetiba.....

Ibu terjaga sebab dengar ada suara orang nyanyi tepi ibu. Tengok2 si Adam nyanyi sambil main henpon. Ibu terpisat2, tengok the whole house dah tido. Jengok kat hp si Adam pegang tuh, dah kul 1 am.
Ibu : Adam, tido lah, dah kul 1 nih. Esok nak gie Ibu Nur.
Adam : Tanaaakkk...(sambil tekan2 henpon tengok youtube)
Ibu : Adam tgk Power Rangers?
Adam : Go senger la.
Ibu : Oooo...abis la data plan ayah mu asik tekan2 tuh.
(Then baru terperasan yang hp tuh looks different)
Adam : ....(tekan2 video lain pulak)
Ibu : Laaaaa.....tepon ibu nih. Cemana bukak internet? Ibu pun tak  penah bukak....adoiiiiii....Dah...dah...
Adam : Tanakkk....
Ibu : Hmmm...(jengok tgk bateri, sikit lagi aje)...ok, abis bateri nanti tido yer.
Adam : Otay...(tekan2 lagi video lain..tetiba.....gelap hp)
Nah abu...ateri dah abis.
Ibu: Okay, ibu simpan yer. Dah...tido....
Adam : (Tak sampai 5 mins......ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Ibu : (Tengah gelap, gie carik charger, charge tgk data plan..sib baik la sikit aje pakai....huhuhu)

Kesimpulannya, budak2 lagi cekap main henpon dari mak nyer. Maknyer tak reti tgk internet, anak nyer siap dapat disable the pattern lock security and tonton youtube. Siap leh pilih video mana dia nak.

Huhuhuhu...itulah, minum lagi susu DHA bagai. :)


 


Tuesday, February 16, 2016
 

Cerita-ceriti.

Nih citer Adam, happened a few weeks ago. Just nak simpan kat sini, kang luper. Kekekeke.

Pagi-pagi ibu dah kalut (biasakla, ibu kalut sentiasa). Kejor itu, kejor ini, then terkejor2 bundle up both boys nak gie ngaji. Kat tpt ngaji, janji lepas tuh nak carik ubat ayah, then baru terperasan yg Adam tak pakai pampers...
Ibu : Adam! Adam tak pakai pampers la.
Adam : Tak. Tak akai ampers. Adam ecar.
Ibu : Meh pakai.
Adam : Anak! Adam ecar. Adam anak akai ampers.
Ibu : Kang terkencing kang.
Adam : Anak!!
Ibu : Ok2, (confident sbb last few days dia pegi bilik air). Kalau nak kencing kata ape?
Adam : Abu, Adam nak encing.
Ibu : Pandai.

Pusing a few shops, takde ubat ayah. So masuk la ke shopping mart, tgh2 sembang ngan salesgirl, tetiba....
Adam : (Sambil lari masuk kedai) Ibu...Ibu!! Adam encing. Acah!!
Ibu : MASYA ALLAH!! Jom2.

Sambil jerit panggil Asyraf, sambil bawak Adam ke bilik air. Sib baik basah kat seluar aje. Basuh dia, buka beg...tengok2 ada 1 pampers aje. Takde baju. Aduhaaaiiii...
Ibu : Alamak Adam, takde baju lah. Seluar pun takde. Malu lah.
Adam : Alu....
Ibu : Pakai aje lah...

Keluar la kitorang ngan pampers aje. Adam and Asyraf gie tgk mainan. Ibu gie beli ubat ayah. Then slow2 jalan pegi ke bahagian baju budak nak beli baju baru. All the while, ramai yg pasan ada budak kecik jalan pegang tangan ibu ngan pakai pampers aje. Hehehehe. Adam relax aje. Sampai ke tpt baju budak, ibu pun carik la baju2 yg murah (Ibu lah kan...). Sekali ada baju Zombie. Nangis2 Adam tanak baju lain. Ibu pun beli baju Zombie and seluar itam. Budak salesboy tuh terus buang all the necessaries and kasi Ibu pakaikan Adam with the new clothes. Kitorang gie main kat tpt mainan, gie tgk toys, main bubbles bagai.

That is the whole story.

Kesimpulannya, ALWAYS leave home with at least a set of clothes and pampers, walaupun diorg insists yang diorg dah besar and will tell you when they want to go to the toilet.

Haish...lesson learnt the hard and funny way.

 


Monday, February 15, 2016
 

Kat umah ada 2 jenis nenek, Nenek Baik and Nenek Kebayan. Nenek Kebayan selalu ada either dalam bilik tido or di tempat2 gelap. Nenek Baik selalu duk kat ruang tamu or dalam bilik solat.

Also parents bebdk nih ada Ibu, Ayah, Mama Asyraf, Mama Adam. Mama Asyraf and Mama Adam duduk jauh. Mama Asyraf selalu pegi keja lambat and balek keja lambat, dia also baik, selalu kasi bunga kat Mama Ibu.

Well, usually kita selalu dengar pasal Invisible friends kan, kawan-kawan rekaan tuh. Nih anak-anak daku ada parents rekaan. Sabor aje lah. Musykil jadiknyer ngan imaginasi bebdk nih. Kekadang dengar diorg bercerita tuh, memang cam betul aje. Takde hitch pun masa dia citer tuh....

Sib baik dia kata Mama Asyraf and Mama Adam....kalau dia kata Papa.....


kekeke... ;)
 


Monday, February 01, 2016
 

Cramp perut makin menjadi-jadi.

Bangun ala sloth pun tak lepas gaks. Kalau asik bangun duduk, duduk lama, tunduk lama, angkat benda berat, confirm lepas tuh leh round ligamen jadik keras.

Now merebak ke sakit kepala sekali. Kalau dia cramp lama sangat, terus tangkap kepala. Kena baring kejap, tutup mata....tengok bintang2 bergemerlapan jap...then baru ok. Kalau start dia tangkap nak muntah, lama skets ah...a few hours baru leh setel.

Adik baby nih kena sabar sikit yer. Usually bila cramp, dia pun memusing2...tak selesa agaknyer. Kesian Adik baby. Sabar yer.

Abang Adam suka sayang Adik baby, nak tido pun ngan Adik baby. Abang Asyraf pulak suka main pfftttpp kat perut, then terkekek2 gelak kata Adik baby yang kentut. Alhamdulillah, semuga kasih mereka berpanjangan.




 












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