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Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Cerita-ceriti :
Ibu dalam bilik solat, doing small stuff. Of coz bebdk pun masuk la. Dengar like diorg tgh main roket2. Asyraf & Adam : Wuuuu...roket naik tinggi. Asyraf : Asyraf naik roket. Tapi tanak jadik Astronaut, tanak jumpa Alien. Alien menakutkan. Adam : Adam pun. Asyraf : Tapi....lembu mana leh naik roket. Adam : Leh la. Muuu... Ibu : (dah terduduk gelak) Asyraf : Nape ibu gelak? Lembu...betulkan lembu tak leh naik roket. Berat. Ibu : .....(tak leh bercakap lagi) Adam : Leh...lembu naik atas roket, lembu kentut.....pooouuutttttt...... Ibu : ..........adui, sakit perut ibu.... Nota kaki : 1) Fasa Adam nak jadik lembu tak abis lagi, 2) What is with boys ngan lawak nih? Kentut la, beyak laa...adoi...pening...pening. Adam lah yg selalu buat lawak cenggini. Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Cerita-ceriti :
Dah semua masuk bilik, ibu pun nak redakan keadaan. Nak set mood la kununnya. Ibu : Ok2, semua kena baring. Sapa nak dengar citer masa ibu kecik2 dulu? Asyraf & Adam : Asyraf! Adam! Ibu : Ok. Masa kecik2 dulu, teacher ibu tanya ibu, bila besar nanti nak jadi ape. Ibu jawab Astronaut! Asyraf : Tapi ibu kan dah janji, bila besar nak jadi doktor. Hmmm (masam muke) Ibu : Yer...kejap2. Then setahun kemudian..teacher tanya lagi. Ibu jawab nak jadi pekerja kilang! Adam : (Muka musykil) Ape tuh...ilam? Ibu : Pekerja kilang, dia keja kat kilang buat macam2 barang. Then tak lama kemudian, teacher ibu tanya ibu lagi, bila besar nak jadi ape. Ibu jawab, nak jadi doktor! Yeay! Asyraf & Adam : Yeay! Asyraf : Asyraf ngan ibu nak jadi doktor, yeay!! Adam : Adam nak jadik lembu!! Yeay!! Ibu : Erkk....erk..... Nota kaki : 1) Apparently Asyraf tanak ibu jadik Astronaut sbb dia takut Alien. Well, dah tgk citer Alien tuh byk yg makan orang kannnn.... :) 2) Adam lepas raya haji tuh, cita2 dia bila besar nak jadik lembu. Lembu ada tanduk. Hebat la tuh agaknyer.
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The race of man shall perish, but the eyes
Of trilobytes eternal in stone, And seem to stare about in mild surprise At changes greater than they have yet known. - T.A. Conrad |
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To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour. - William Blake, excerp from Auguries of Innocence. |
Disclaimer : All the information here is my own. This is my own blog, design and written by me. If you don't like whatever I written here can just go to Diablo's hell. Any feelings bruised or hurt is your own responsibility.