Monday, June 29, 2015
 

Citer Adik Adam.

Sedar tak sedar, dah 2 tahun dah adik Adam. Teringat2 lagi bawak dia balek dari hospital, memusing pegi check kena kuning....nenek bawak ke bawah, jemur bawah cahaya mentari pagi. Jalan bertatih2...then tetiba berlari. Well, sampai skang suka berlari... "Adam La'i" sambil tersengih dia tuh...trademark Adam tuh, dari kecik sengih sampai skang.

Sekarang dia sangat2 suka getting into characters.
Kalau dia tengah jadi cat, panggil adik Adam, nanti dia tunjuk kat diri dia, "Taaakkkk, Adam Caaat."
Same kalau dia jadi Katak, Ultraman Max, Ultraman Zero, etc.
"Taaaakkkk, Adam Max!" dah jadik kebiasaan dalam rumah.

Also, skang dah pandai nak lompat katil and sofa cam abang Asyraf. Semalam, terkejut katak ibu tetiba dia lompat tepi ibu, dari atas sofa ke lantai. Ibu marah dia, nanti sakit, tinggi sangat tuh. Jawapan dia, "Taaakkk, tak akit". Adeeehhhh....anak ibu nih. Takut tersembam, berdarah gigi aje tuh....huhuhu.

Suker mengikut abang dia, Abang jadi Ultraman, dia pun Ultraman, Abang jadik Ironman, dia pun kalut nak jadik Ironman. Kasi dia jadik Ironman Biru, tanak...nak jugak jadik Ironman Merah. Last sekali abang dia kata, Adam Ironman Bulat, Abang Asyraf Ironman Triangle Roof. Baru dia angguk ok.

Sangat suker kambeng and mushroom. Yg tak best, dia nak masukkan banyak2 isi dalam mulut, sampai tak leh nak kunyah. Last2, luah baleklah. Ibu kasi sikit, tanak....."nak anyak". Pasal mushroom pulak, kalau cakap mushroom, baru laju nak makan. Tak kisahlah mushroom shitake ke, grey oyster ke, straw mushroom ke, laju aje diorg dua beradik makan.

Semuga Adik Adam menjadi anak yang soleh dan diberkati Allah sentiasa.

Amiiinnnnnnn.
 


Friday, June 19, 2015
 

Semalam birthday Muhammad Ramadhan.

Tersengih2 bila ayah cakap besday dia. Tapi takde la buat apa-apa. Just buka puasa biasa aje. Then since nangis2 nak ikut ayah pegi Tarawikh, ayah bawak jugak lah. Ayah kata kat surau, ngantuks, tido tepi tiang. Bila balek rumah, segar bugar, siap main tembak2 ngan adik Adam. Sabor aje laaaa....

Anyway, semuga Muhammad Ramadhan diberkati Allah sentiasa.

 


Monday, June 15, 2015
 

Citer Adik Adam :
Ibu tengah kejutkan, nak suh pegi taska.

Ibu : Bangun lah. Adam, bangun. Banguuuunnnnn.
Adam : ................
Ibu : Bangggunnnnnn.....
Adam : huhuhuhu...
Ibu : Bangun, nak gi mandi, gi school.
Adam : HUHUHUHUHU.....
Ibu : Ibu tau, mesti dia nak susu nih....(Julang dia tinggi2) Nih Spiderman ke Tower Crane?
Adam : (Sambil huhuhu and mata bertutup)Tower Crane.
Ibu : Erk, sempat lagi.


 


Friday, June 12, 2015
 

Citer Abang Asyraf :
Dalam kereta, tengah jam. Ibu tengah on the phone to Mak Ngah...
Ibu : Blah..blah..blah..
Asyraf : Ibu...Ibu...Arnab (sambil tunjuk keluar tingkap belah ibu)
Ibu : Mana? Mana?
Asyraf : Tuh....
Ibu : .......Mana?
Asyraf : Tuh...
Ibu : (perasan ada monkey lompat kat pokok) Asyraf, yang tuh?
Asyraf : Ha ah.
Ibu : Tuh monyet laaa......monkey.
Asyraf : Taaaaaakkk...arnab.
Ibu : Monkeeeyyyyyyy...
Asyraf : Taakkkkkk...ada 2 arnab. (Sambil tunjuk 2 jari)
Ibu : Arnab lompat2, monkey atas pokok.
Asyraf : Arnabbbbb...
(Sampai ke sudah dikatanyer arnab...ibu maleh dah nak layan...diam aje la)


 


Tuesday, June 02, 2015
 


Citer Adik Adam.

Sronot la dia dapat Captain America yg versi block tuh. Kecik yg amat. Semalam sambil ibu suap nasik, dia bercerita kat ibu...
Adam : A' pat.
Ibu : (Teka) Captain Amerika tido?
Adam : Taaakkkk... A' pat.
Ibu : Errr..dia jatuh? (Sebab tgk menda alah tuh telangkup atas lantai)
Adam : TAAAAAKKKK!! A'pat.
Ibu : Captain Amerika mati?
Adam : AAAAAA...(tdo telangkup sambil tangan sebelah pegang Captain and sebelah lagi pukul2 lantai, kaki pun tendang2 lantai and meja tv)
Ayah : Adik Adam nak apa?
Adam : A'pat!!
Ibu : Ibu tatau Adik Adam cakap apa.
Ayah : Meh kat ayah...Adam nak apa nih?
Adam : AAAAAA (tunjuk perasaan sbb sapa pun tak paham apa dia kata)
Ibu : Abang Asyraf, apa yg Adik Adam kata?
Asyraf : Adam kater A'pat.
Ibu : (Ayak, abang dia pun tak leh translate)
Adam : AAAAA(sambil kaki dah terpusing2 dah nyer merajuk sebab sapa pun tak paham)
Ibu : Captain America pensan? Jatuh? Koma?
Adam : AAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ibu : (Dah pening dah) Err...Captain America Sakit? Lompat?
Adam : (tetiba stop) Ah (angguk2)
Ibu : Ooooo....Captain America lompaaatttt..
Adam : Ha ah, A'pat. Atuh.
Ibu : Captain America lompat, tinggi and jatuh (dari atas tiwi ke bawah)
Adam : A'pat agi, Tak tuh.
Ibu : Tingginyer, Hebat Captain America, lompat tapi tak jatuh.
Ayah : HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ibu : (Adehhh...Kecoh sekejap sbb tak paham adik Adam)



Citer Abang Asyraf :
Ibu : Alaaa...buah rambutan dah ada, tapi tak masak lagi.
Asyraf : Buah rambutan? Masak?
Ibu : Ha ah. Buah rambutan kalau masak baru kita leh makan, bila masak dia warna merah. Kalau tak masak lagi dia warna hijau.
Asyraf : Oh, cam buah pisang?
Ibu : Hah, pandai. Buah pisang klau hijau kita tak leh makan. Kalau warna kuning baru kita leh makan.
Asyraf : Ooooo.....Bila ibu nak masak buah rambutan?
Ibu : Ayark....(silap pemahaman)




Citer Abang Asyraf lagi (*):
Abang Aysraf ajar ibu abt Active food and Not Active food.
Asyraf : Kita kena makan Active food. No no no. Kita tak leh makan No Active food.
Ibu : Active food tuh ape?
Asyraf : Sayur...nasik...fish...ayam...ikan...
Ibu : Fish ngan ikan tuh sama la. Jadi apa yang No active food tuh?
Asyraf : Gula-gula...ais krim.
Ibu : Pandai Asyraf.
Tetiba keluar iklan aiskrim Magnum dalam tivi.
Asyraf : Ibu, nak aiskrim tuh.
Ayah : Aish, kan ke ais krin tuh No Active food?
Asyraf : Taaaaakk..aiskrim bukan No Active food.
Ayah : Pandai la dia.Tukar sebab dia nak aje.
Ibu : Kan ke teacher cakap aiskrim tuh No Active food.
Asyraf : (Ngan nada sedih)Tapi Asyraf nak makan cam kakak tuh.
Ibu : (Iklan mempengaruhi sungguh)


P/s (*) : Asyraf sebut Activ Food, tapi rupanyer lepas tanya teacher, it is Healthy Food. Jadi Healthy Food and Un-Healthy Food. Rupanyerrrr..
 












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